Dammit to hell...

This clip is the story of my life. Not the gay innuendos, but but the whole thing about my interests only matching that of other men's interests.

God dammit, where the hell are all the gamer chicks out there?


This reminds me of something that happened at work today. I've been looking for a woman for awhile now. I'm sitting in the staff lunch room. We normally have a bunch of newspapers lying around. But today we had a gaming magazine. This girl sits down next to me and asks if I am reading it or not. I say no, and she picks it up and starts reading it. I'm thinking, "Gamer chick? SWEET!" So I strike up a conversation. We talk for awhile, and I eventually ask her what systems she owns. She replies, "Well, my fiance has a PS3..."

FUCK! GOD DAMMIT TO HELL! WHERE THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO GO FUCKING FIND A CHICK GAMER! FUCK MY HOMETOWN TO HELL! BUNCH OF UNEDUCATED NYMPHO FUCKING HILLBILLIES!! EVERY GOD DAMN GIRL IN THIS SHIT HOLE OF A TOWN HAS A FUCKING CHOTCH OF A BOYFRIEND! AND IF THEY DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND, THEY'RE EITHER 16 YEARS OLD, OR THEY HAVE A KID, OR HAVE A FUCKING IQ OF 12. WHERE THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO GO TO FIND A DECENT GIRL? GOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME???

FUCK!!!!!